{"product_id":"ceramic-ornament-not-well-bitch-holiday-decoration","title":"Ceramic Ornament — “Not Well, Bitch” Holiday Decoration","description":"A cheeky, ceramic hanging ornament that brings playful sass to your holiday décor. This round, glossy white-ceramic piece features a matte UV-printed portrait with a tongue-in-cheek phrase that reads like a candid side comment. Hung from its included gold string, it adds a pop of color and attitude to a tree, wreath, or mantel display. Lightweight but sturdy, the ornament shows the design on both sides so the expression reads from any angle. It settles into cozy gatherings and casual celebrations where humor and personality matter most — a little wink for friends who appreciate bold, witty flair during the season.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% white ceramic body for durable, long-lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- Matte-finish UV print shown on both sides for full visibility\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy ceramic surface paired with a subtle matte print look\u003cbr\u003e- Includes a gold-colored hanging string for immediate display\u003cbr\u003e- Single ornament per pack; hole placement may slightly vary\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a microfiber cloth to gently remove any dust or dirt build-up. Avoid harsh chemicals or cleaners. Instead, dampen a cotton wool swab in warm water (just a few drops per liter of water) and gently roll the swab over the ornament and refrain from scrubbing\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Round \/ One size","offer_id":44870529253512,"sku":"25978020835579878150","price":9.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0717\/6572\/1224\/files\/6087203312897802988_2048.jpg?v=1772828745","url":"https:\/\/www.stuffilike.shop\/products\/ceramic-ornament-not-well-bitch-holiday-decoration","provider":"Stuff I Like","version":"1.0","type":"link"}